at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
