Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize