That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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