It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
youre lurking in front of me
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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