at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He did a backflip because drugs
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
