doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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