You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm getting married
To pizza
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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