If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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