i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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