Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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