He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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