The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We're too hungover to prance.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
