People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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