Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what if I'm pregnant?
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I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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