Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Terrible idea I love it
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
