Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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