I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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