But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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