The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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