Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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