Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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