had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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