: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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