take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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