Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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