Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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