How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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