He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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