i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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