His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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