he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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