yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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