so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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