im drinking this country out of the recession.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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