2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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