that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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