My sheets look like a crime scene.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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