I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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