We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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