Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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