your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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