My friends, they love my intelligence
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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