Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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