you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Acid is not a monday night drug
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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