He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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