their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I just blew my weed a kiss
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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