who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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