So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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