$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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