Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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