normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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