Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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