I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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